Thursday, February 9, 2012

"How sweet it is" quoting Jackie Gleason

Court cases are only defined as a win and a loss by very narrowly-minded people.  The correct term for recieving a favorable order in a court case is the term, prevailed.  Either a person prevails or does not.  Court cases are the classic example of a civil debate.

A better term as compared to winning, is victory, or its counterpart, defeat.  Was a person with a court case victorious over their advesary?  To define a victory in a court case requires one to establish how many people benefit from any given case-did a case result in a case cited by others as a precedent going forward? 

For example, the case I have docketed with the United States Supreme Court is merely over one word-insolvent.  If SCOTUS agrees to define that word, by looking the word up in any dictionary, then by effect, in the state of Florida and quite possibly all of the several states, I have brought about clarification of what a single word means, going forward.

If a court case results in a precedent cited by other courts, that is a huge victory to the person responsible for bringing about some kind of positive and beneficial result impacting the rights of many, going forward. The more people a court case helps going forward, the sweeter the victory.

 My own personal goal in litigation is not to win based on economic outcome-my goal in litigation that I consider a success is how many others going forward, have their cases decided based on my case. Then you humbly and with ample amounts of humility, feel good inside for having helped many-that humanity factor.

In litigation, having a victory . . . citing to Jackie Gleason, how sweet it is when that happens. 
If your court cases gets cited, and the more frequent it does, by effect, that is a victory regardless of any economic outcome or judicial order. A judicial order merely means the judge does not agree with your argument for whatever reason.  BFD. 

Finally, when it comes to pro se parties, just fighting for your rights in a civil manner is always a victory, regardless of what a judge thinks.  A person knows inside what the case was really about-and for me, it is never about economic outcomes.  It is about my hope and aspiration that I made others' lives better.  The more cases that I do, it merely becomes a question of magnitude.  Therefore, I can proudly proclaim I have value as a human being. 

Hence, why Jesus and God love me.  I have value.

Who can forget Fast Eddie Felsen: Docketing with SCOTUS

For starters,  "Fast" Toad Felson can.  Toad you need to get this movie asap. 

Now we all know Toad is in his first year of being a scumbag lawyer.  Would someone tell Toad how this movie ends. 

Fast Eddie gets hustled by Minnesota Fats.  It is the end game and whom is left standing-not Toad, err I mean Fast Eddie. 

Then, in part two, Fast Eddie finally quits his drinking in the Color of Money leaving head scientologist wacko Tom Cruise behind. 

Naturally, like Fats used to say, rack em.  The rack is ready for show at the US Supreme Court, the Florida Supreme Court and the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals.

Will the hustlers and players stand up and be counted?

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Another rant-bummer to my fans on this viral new blog

Bummer.  I went to a really good neurosurgeon yesterday and he wants to do major surgery on my back Wednesday.  This is really bad timing.  Here, this blog is going viral, and I have to take off a few weeks due to a complete loss of functioning.

This neurosurgeon wants to take out some of  those disk things right next to my brain.  Now, I have some natural anxiety regarding this whole gig.  First, it is going to mess up my billiard ability because I will not be able to flex my neck to do masse shots and crap like that.  This is a permanent deal and I will never be able to tilt my head up and down due to a spinal fusion.  BFD.  Life is just this way.

This also not only impacts my ability to blog for a while, it also impacts my ability to do court crap and deal with scumbag lawyers.  But only for a while.  I am not dead.  Just having major neurosurgery.

Have no other options.  Have to take what life deals and adapt.  Been doing this all my life so this is merely another adventure I have to spin positive.  So going positive, the neurosurgeon took me off the painkillers for the surgery, but gave me some narcotics.  So, today I am going to take some, groove in in my recliner and listen to some groovy blues music. 

Therefore, today, I be chillin.  Wednesday, I do not think I will be chillin.  But why worry about Wednesday.  I gotta worry and enjoy today.  I am going to flex my neck just so I can remember what it was like, before neurosurgery. 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Humility is a good thing

Ok, I hate to be humble.  Per counsel, the net effect is Toad Allen kicked my ass.  In turn, I kicked my developer and the general contractors arse.  Clearly, it is indisputable my condo was built defectively.  I should not have settled for chump change.

An attorney I respect suggested I kiss Tood Allen' s ass to keep my condo.

Details to follow shortly. 

Finally, I love everyone. Even scumbag collection attorneys like Todd Allen.

 Jesus told me to do so.

What does BOA and Todd Allen have in common?

Both suck.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The wicked red headed witch of the Residences of Coconut Point is gone

Praise Jesus.  The wicked witch of our condo unit, our property manager is gone.  Reminds me of the movie, the Wizard of Oz.

Remember when Dorothy throws that bucket of water and the wicked witch melts away?  Ditto for our local resident witch-she has melted away until such time I get to depose her. I am pretty certain she got on her broom and flew out of here.

Hence, another reason her attorney now wants to settle.  How does that song go?  Sing it high, sing in low, the wicked witch bit the dust.

 Hi-de-Ho.  Thank you Dorothy.  Now get back on the yellow brick road and go see the Wiz of Oz.  His address is 8000 Via Sardinia Way, Unit 202.  Bring that dog, the strawman and that cowardly lion with you.

And remember the moral of this movie-there is no place like home, there is no place like home.  And home to me is 8000 Via Sardinia Way-a lot better place with a red-headed witch no longer here. 

There is always a solution. Signed the Wiz of Oz, this the 24th day of January 2012.

 P.S. Dorothy, bring those nifty red ruby slippers with you.  You look good in them shoes. 

Monday, January 23, 2012

When a scumbag developer goes into recievership

When a developer cannot sell all their condo units, their scumbag lawyers tell the developer not to pay the bankers that financed the developer.  So, what is happening at the Residences at Coconut Point and other condo developments in America is a nightmare process.  Read about it at the link below:

http://www.trulia.com/voices/Foreclosure/What_happens_in_when_a_condominium_complex_goes_in-30522

What it appears to be happening at the Residences at Coconut Point is the developer is bailing on the project and is not going to honor it's promises made to the bank and to the prior condo purchasers.  This process specifically at the Residences means the developer defaults and the condo properties not sold go into receivership.  The bank the developer screwed hires a company to dump the remaining unsold units.  A company called Patten. 

Patten typically pays around 50 cents on the dollar and then aggressively tries to sell the units quickly.  First, Patten will do heavy advertising and try to sucker in some initial buyers.  Pity the new buyers.  Because Patten will continue to drop the price quickly within a short time frame as they lower the prices of the condos close to their  50 cent dollar purchase.  So even if Patten sells a condo for 60 cents on the dollar, they are still making money.  A ten percent profit. 

Further, in these kind of situations, typically there will be a huge special assessment against the current condo owners to keep maintaining the common areas of the property.  Who makes all the money?  Scumbag lawyers as the developer merely repeats this process all over again, usually in a different state.

So going forward, expect a rapid decline in the market prices of condo units at the Residences at Coconut Point.  May be a buying opportunity for some vultures and scumbag lawyers out there, as they cherry pick what is left.